CHAPTER SUMMARY: plans are made to go to South America for some reason and the Alice has a vision that the Volturi are now after the Cullens. Dun. Dun. DUN. Sorry, I'm trying to find some humor in this pile of crap. It's the only way to get through it.
NOTES/THOUGHTS/REACTIONS:
Once more we open with Bella prattling on about boring events. Sigh. I'm so over this already. Then suddenly they decide to take a trip to South America. Um...what? Why South America? What happened to that plan of Bellas where she goes to see the Volturi? Oh yeah, I guess that would end the story too quickly for Meyer's taste. So we're getting a jaunt through South America instead. Yay?
Apparently they're going to the Amazon for answers to something or other, I'm guessing Renesmee but why would they find answers for her in the Amazon? I guess I'm over thinking this again. My bad.
So Bella prattles about the travel itinerary and how the Cullens are preparing for it. The guys are doing the manly thing and preparing for the hunting part and the girls are of course packing and tidying up. No gender stereotyping here! No siree.
Then as the girls are cleaning Alice drops the vase and everyone is stunned because you know, she's a perfect vampire they don't DROP things. Gravity doesn't effect them at all in their lives, they have perfect hand eye cordination. UGH.
Anyway, she gets a vision and what do you know? The Volturi are coming after the Cullens now. Didn't see that coming at all. No wait...yes, I did. Irina told the Volturi about Renesmee and how the Cullens are friends with the wolf pack now and basically now the Cullens are dead meat. Finally, something HAPPENING.
Last bit is the Cullens making plans back and forth and not deciding anything and then Jacob coming and Bella saying the Volturi are coming to kill them in her usual typical dramatic fashion. Yeah, kind of saw all of this happening. On, the brighter side of things: TEN CHAPTERS TO GO GUYS!
WORD LIST: quarry, immaculate
GENERAL ANNOYANCES:
I wondered if this brought back hard memories of losing their mother so many centuries ago.-Doubtful, Irina is, you know STILL ALIVE.
unmusical tinkling-What's unmusical tinkling? Anyone?
Jasper repeated in a voice like splintering ice.-How does a voice sound like splintering ice? What does that even MEAN?
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